Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I've decided to use the "Bold random words" writing technique. Let me know how it worked.

For all you Harry Potter fans, this week is a very special one. That's right, the final installment of the septrilogy--or octrilogy--is finally being released to a theater near you. This Friday, we'll finally find out who the half-blood Prince is...dang, I mean, we'll finally find out who Harry's REAL father is! Shoot, that's not it either...Oh! We'll finally get to see how David Yates interprets the dramatic death scene (I'm not saying whose death, in case you were too lazy to read a few thousand pages of young adult fiction. Seriously guys, it's not Tolstoy, you could read it in a day if you wanted to.)
In it's opening weekend, HP 7.2 is projected to earn 153 million dollars and from what I understand, over 35 million dollars have already been made in advanced ticket sales. Lee and I bought our tickets yesterday, and we were already too late to see the show at 12:01, 12:02, 12:03, or 12:04 AM on Friday. We settled for 2:40 AM. I know, you all think we're crazy. But we are two crazy people who will have seen Harry Potter 7.2 before you, and don't you forget it.

Anyway, in order to share my excitement I am posting a link to the most incredibly difficult timed test you will ever take.

Can you name the top 200 Harry Potter characters in 18 minutes? I challenge all of you to take the quiz and post your score, if anyone can beat my high score of 195, I will buy them a butterbeer.


hints: if you put in a last name (i.e. "potter," "weasley,") all characters with that last name will appear.
ALL named animals, pets, magical creatures, etc count as characters. Ghosts count as characters.
For the most part, you have to be able to spell the names.
Some characters are people who are frequently mentioned but never actually introduced. (i.e. "Nicolas Flamel" from book 1) Now I have given away a dozen or more answers, get to it!!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Certain parties, you know who you are.

There are certain parties, who shall remain unnamed at this time, who had a crazy idea in his/her/their head(s) that I didn't know how to cook. I am not here to defend or refute this accusation, I am just here to state the facts.
Fact: Lee and I have been married for 22 days.
Fact: Lee has cooked dinner 2-3 times.
Fact: We haven't eaten the same meal twice yet.
Some menu items have included: Dutch oven chicken and potatoes, cheesy broccoli soup, mango fajitas, taco salad, berry pie, scallop potatoes and ham, totally legit penne italiano style, stuffed peppers, and chicken black bean chili.
Well 'certain parties,' what do you have to say for yourself/selves?

Friday, June 3, 2011

Funnymoon

At the risk of being really awkward, I am posting some pictures from our honeymoon. I hope nobody is offended by our touring of church history sites..

Nifty place for dino-fans. They've got some sweet fossilized tracks (much bigger than Lee's hand)
And some fun stuff for kids (AKA us) to do. Like dig for footprints, built your own dinosaur, or the classic rubbings of dinosaurs. The sand was rather hot.
We visited the St. George Tabernacle, had a tour, and the senior missionary was kind enough to take this picture for us.
Brother Brigham's statue didn't have much to say, but we pretended to listen intently anyway.
We found a cool vintage fire truck right across from the fire station.

We went on a little hiking and busing tour of Zions National Park. Here we are with the three Patriarchs.
We found a little cave. Lee climbed inside. I took a picture.
We hiked up to the Emerald Pools. It was really crowded, but that means someone could take a picture for us.
This is me! wading in the river.
Lee sitting by the weeping rock. You can see water dripping around behind him.
Here we are at the park entrance by a big 'ole dream catcher!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Meteorologists are always right...Right?

With the wedding being only one week away, anxiety is starting to set in. Not cold feet anxiety, but cold weather anxiety. Today it is gloomy and raining. According to weather.com, Layton, UT is gloomy and rainy next week on Monday and Tuesday, sunny on Wednesday. What if they're wrong? What if they are off by a day?
wunderground.com predicts thundershowers on Monday and Tuesday, and they haven't predicted anything at all for Wednesday! Could it be that they know something weather.com does not? That it is impossible to predict more than seven days worth of weather? accuweather.com predicts partly cloudy on Tuesday and "Mostly sunny and warmer" on Wednesday with a high of 68 degrees.
findlocalweather.com predicts "chance of showers" for the first half of next week. weatherforyou.com is predicting it will be sunny and 63 degrees on Wednesday.

What I am really trying to get at here, is should I start shopping for some matching umbrellas so we can take pictures in the rain if we have to?

Monday, April 25, 2011

This is me pretending Dead Week isn't happening.

For those of you who can remember your college experience (or your children's college experience) I am sure you know what No Test Week is. It's the week before finals when Professors aren't allowed to give you tests. We call it Dead Week. For some reason, gigantic final projects and presentations are not considered tests, though they eat up just as much preparation time. I have three of those due this week (had to perform a piece I wrote in my Music Theory class today. Nightmare!)
Anyway, as an attempt to lighten the mood, ignore my school related stress, and celebrate that I'll be at my wedding reception a month from now, I have decided to celebrate Dead Week in style. Introducing...

Claire's Top Five Things That are Dead!
A Dead Week Tribute.

Number Five: Vampires.
They are dead literally in the sense that they are no longer alive. They
Just have no place among us in the land of the living and should probably get on with their afterlives already. I would like to think that the pre-teen world's unhealthy obsession with these Hell-beasts has expired as well, but I know it'll take a few more years of metaphoric "Vampire-itis" before the inflammation dies down and the disease is eradicated.









Number Four: Disco.
It has been many decades since Saturday Night Fever and the Bee Gees.
Many dance crazes and musical styles have come and gone since. But, in my French class, the Discotheque was one of the four locations to which we knew how to ask directions. I thought to myself, "Man, this textbook is outdated! No one goes to the Disco anymore!" But after spending time in Italy and talking to the tour guide, I've learned that Discotheque is thriving in Europe. Let it go, Europe. Let it go.


Number Three: This Guys Hand.
Seriously, Anyone stupid enough to get this close to a Great White Shark deserves what happens to them. Idiot.








Number Two: Half of These Guys.













Number One: Richard Harris.
I know this happened a long time ago, but every time I watch one of the
newer Harry Potter movies I think to myself, "I miss Richard Harris." I mean, when I read about Dumbledore's passing on, I think I cried for days. When I watched it on the movie, I was thinking, "FINALLY! Now I don't have to watch Michael Gambon storm around like he's in a drunken rage anymore." Maybe that is why #7 part 1 was the best of the movies so far...less Gambon...

Monday, April 4, 2011

I am ignoring the fact that I am in the Opera this week and therefore talking about something unrelated.

Life Lesson #52: When playing Tag, I am good at the part where I get "tagged."

I've been participating in USU's game of Humans vs. Zombies for about twelve hours now. I became a Zombie after I'd been on campus for only one hour. ONE. How pathetic am I? Well, thanks mom for the nerf guns, thanks Lee for the survival training, and I again apologize for the injury received in the process. You can get the stitches out on Thursday, and we won't have to think about it anymore. Until then, I am craving brains.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

My TravelogBlog

Here are some pictures from the USU Singers' visit to Italy. Also, here are some of our fun stories:
This is a very jet-lagged Claire in front of the fountain at the bottom of the Spanish steps. This was our first day in Rome, right off the plane.

And here I am, licking the Colosseum. Yes, that is a thing. I was one of about five people in our group who did. It tasted like aged brick with just a hint of ancient death and violence.

These are the ruins of ancient Rome. Apparently, the ancient stuff is at a much lower ground level than the rest of the city, so most of the ruins are under ground, buried under buildings. It is, therefore, almost impossible to start a building project in Rome because the entire city is pretty much an archaeological dig site.
Mom and the ancient Amphitheatre. It's like a mini Colosseum for the arts. the whole building is surrounded by ruins and piles of marble that used to be part of ancient buildings.
The USU Singers at St Peter's Basilica. Above is in the square in front of the Basilica, below is right in front of the main altar right after having sung Mass for the Archbishop of the Basilica.
In the Vatican museums with an awesome dog. I name him...Salvatore, after our awesome bus driver. There was a lot of beautiful artwork, we only got to see about a third of it.
My friend Chris and I at the fountain in front of St. Agnese Church where we performed our concert in Rome.
Chris came with Mom and I to the Pantheon, wherein is buried Rafael as well as Vittorio Emanuele II.
Mom and I at a different fountain in the square in front of St. Agnese. This fountain was a bit less crowded.
The choir performing in St. Agnese. It was a very beautiful baroque style church, but it was soo cold. When we were done, I was trembling because my legs and feet were so tired, and because I was shivering from being cold.
The Bocca Della Verita (ignore lack of correct accents) the mouth of truth. Legend has it, you put your hand in the mouth and the truthful will escape unscathed. The liar will lose their hand. I'll let you decipher whether I am an honest person or not the next time you see me.
We've finally left Rome and are now in Florence. You aren't allowed to take pictures with the original of Michelangelo's David because he's owned by Kodak or something, but the replica in the square where the original used to stand is not under any kind of restrictions. I wanted a picture with David. I also wanted Gelato. Here I am, fulfilling both wishes.
I believe this was the Piazza Della Republica, AKA a really cool old government building.
Me and some of the girls in front of the "Gates of paradise" or, more simply, the entrance to the baptistry of the Duomo in Florence. We ran into a set of elders not 100 yards from here and invited them to our concert. They got permission from the mission president and attended with much enthusiasm. We sang in the oldest church in Florence, build in the 12th century. It was warmer than St. Agnese because they put heat lamps in there.
Chris and I in front of Pisa's famous leaning tower. It doesn't look like it's leaning very much because we rather over did our lean.
Mom and I got to climb to the top of the tower (the foundation has been reinforced so it's safe to climb again. For now...) and this was the view. I counted 216 steps, but I know I missed at least 2 dozen, because I didn't count till I was down from the tippy top, above the bells.
This is in Lucca, a cute little town where the original walls around the city are still intact. The top of the wall is wide enough to drive on, but there are no cars. Just joggers, strollers, playgrounds, and gardens. The first sign of children we saw on our trip was in Lucca.
Me in Lucca, on the wall, with a view of a church bell tower or look out tower...
This is us at an Aggraturismo (I think that's how it's spelled). That is a kind of restaurant that only serves food grown and developed on the land they own. this one is called Fattoria il Poggio. We are in the cellar of a Tuscan farmhouse in Monte Carlo eating seriously amazing food. My facial expression has nothing to do with what I ate. It was all amazing. They makes some of the worlds best olive oil and wine here. I can't vouch for the wine, but the olive oil will blow your mind.
This looks photo-shopped, but I swear it isn't. This is me standing on the Rialto bridge in Venice. Yeah, Venice looks exactly like you'd think it would from watch movies.
And this is a photo of our gondola ride. Expensive, but so very worthwhile. It gave us a chance to see Venice away from all the noisy tourist streets and explore the quiet side canals. Our Gondolier guy said there are something like 117 separate islands, 300+ bridges, and 160 canals that make up Venice.
Me, still in Venice. Across the grand canal you can see the church we performed our last concert in. Once again, very cold. And we were standing even longer than in our other concerts because we performed Mass and immediately following performed our concert. Mass was actually very good because the Monk spoke some in english because he didn't want us to feel uncomfortable.
we were also asked to do an encore and we sang one of our Requiems that had been dedicated to the victims of the 2004 Tsunamis, so it seemed fitting to perform it again.
Mom and the Grand Canal. So beautiful.
Inside the church of our final concert. It has a looong name, so I can't remember it off the top of my head. After this concert we had a little sea food adventure at dinner. I learned a couple of things about myself that night...
1) I don't know how to take apart and eat a crawdad, and even if I did it looks like the aliens on Independence Day, so I am not sure I could without saying "release me," in a creepy whisper.
2) I didn't realize that shrimp had eyes before their shells are removed. Gross.
3) I can't chew/eat calamari.
4) I can't eat delicious chocolaty dessert after attempting to eat/having to smell calamari.

yeah, yeah I know. I am a land lubber who can't handle good sea food. Whatever.
There is my awesomely long travelog blog. Hope you enjoyed it! Or, at the very least, skimmed the pictures in mild curiosity.