LL #20: Don't eat yellow snow.
LL #21: Humidity sucks.
LL #22: You can change a poopy diaper, or you can breathe through your mouth and wait for the kids mom to get home. Sorry, Lisa.
LL #23: Twilight was clearly written to be a comedy and has been misread by millions of teens.
LL #24: Children six years old or younger do not cook well, they should not be permitted to do so.
LL #25: Sometimes, breathing through just doesn't do it for ya. You have to change that friggin' diaper. Dang.
LL #26: Pixar movies are seriously well made, original, and terrific.
LL #27: Rankin and Bass, producers of such classics as "The Hobbit" and "The Return of the King," Never produced any good cartoons.
LL #28: I had no idea that I knew how to spell Ratatouille. I now know that I do.
LL #29: My phone is a better camera than my camera. My camera is getting jealous.
LL#30: My life lessons are really trivial.
Life lesson 21: You've learned to celebrate anniversaries. Any reason to celebrate is a good reason.
ReplyDeleteLiam's concoction of crystal light, cheddar cheese chunks, and cereal looked appetizing to me...
ReplyDeleteJust change the diaper and be done with it. Then you can breath sooner.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me? Just make the kid play in their room, and you "play" in the living room. Simple as that.
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