Friday, June 14, 2013

Baby Naming Contest!

Calling on all your creative faces! I have some reasonable, normal, human names picked out for this baby o'mine. BUT nothing is final until November, so I want some input. Specifically, I want some Utah names so this little alien knows it's heritage!

I am enlisting the aid of any and all readers of this blog to help me find the perfect Utah name. Here's what you have to do:

Step 1: Find an excellent Utah name.

Step 2: Utilize the comment section of this blog to share said Utah name with me (include some kind of pronunciation guide) Each participant is permitted 2 entries: 1 male + 1 female OR 1 unisex + 1 unisex OR 1 male + 1 unisex OR 1 female + 1 unisex. 

Step 3: Wait a week while I decide on my top two favorites. Both will be celebrated for their creativity and Utah-ness, neither will be the name of my first born.

Happy naming! May the worst name win!

Monday, June 10, 2013

Nigerian Prince: Part 2

We are trying to sell the ol' family truck. Within 24 hours of posting this 90's era gem, Lee began this text exchange. At first he thought maybe he was just a yokel who couldn't spell, type, or communicate effectively. Turns out it was just another Nigerian prince. Let's see if you can see what gives him away. I'll help by high lighting suspicious crap.

 My name is Benson,am from M O,and am ready to purchase,but i don't feel comfortable buying unseen item,but i think i have to trust you,cause am not coming to inspect it,due to the nature of my job,can you gimme more details about it.

Lee texts a response and asks if this individual would like a detailed e-mail about the truck. Question is ignored.

Why are you selling it,and are you the first owner,Did you bought it new,i mean no insult,but there are tons of crappy items out there and don't want to be stuck with something in bad condition.thanks.

Lee uses google to text a wordy, detailed message about Chuck's wears, tears, and repairs.

How much is the final price?

Umm...exactly what we listed it as?

Am okay with the condition,i can now proceed with the payment now,but my mode of payment will be via PayPal,so get back to me with your PayPal name and your PayPal email address,to proceed with the payment, I have make arrangement with the shipping company they will take care of everything after the payment has been made.

Lee brings up title and how to arrange transfer of ownership and proximity in which it must occur to payment.

Got it but i will need the pickup address so that the shipping company can calculate my shipping cost and your PayPal name

Shares some pertinent information and asks for this man's personal information. Is ignored once again.

Thanks i will have to forward the address to the shipping company,so that they can calculate my shipping cost,i will let you know once i hear from them.

Please i will have to wire the total funds of $2,200,into your PayPal account,so once you receive the total money you will help me to send the 650$ to the shipper through western union.and i will add 50$ for western union charges,i would have love to pay them myself but there's no nearest western union here and i cant make it to far distance due to the nature of my job and i would have pay them online but it require a credit or debit card and i don't have either one,let me know before i made the payment.

After two seconds of googling, we found that this con artist hadn't even bothered to find out how much it really costs to ship a truck from Logan to Missouri. It costs nearly $1,000 not $600. We ignored him for several hours, then we informed him we are not interested in shipping the vehicle.

I especially want to point out: why would someone living in Missouri be looking for a vehicle on KSL.com, which has classifieds specific to Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming? I think I could make a fortune helping idiot scammers make themselves sound remotely believable.