A Day in the Life.

A collection of observations about my children punctuated by pictures of those children:

Goldilocks, of Goldilocks and the Three Bears fame, was a three year old. That explains, "It's TOO HOT!" "No, I want THAT CHAIR!" "I WANT THE BABY'S BED!"

Paul tells me these are Bob the Builder glasses.

Never get into a staring contest with an infant. Apparently they don't need to blink.

He saves his biggest smiles for his mother.

Don't tell your kid you are going to Legoland until you are literally entering the park. Otherwise prepare  yourself for a month of: "We go Legoland today?" "No, not today." "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

90% of the weird things your child says can be explained by the last movie they watched.

Crafts for Toddlers: 20 minutes of set up for 5 minutes of play.

Much more work for me than him.

Children of all ages are much cuter when they are sleeping.

Sleeping not pictured here.