Wednesday, February 2, 2011

My "Logan's Bottom Five" List

Why I am okay with moving out of Logan in two years or so...

5) It was 16 degrees today. That was an average temperature in certain areas of Central Russia.
4) When we need to celebrate someones birthday after 9 PM, we can go to A) Village Inn or B) Rancheritoes. Nothing else is open.
3) While I was walking to class with a scarf over my mouth, The condensation of my breath froze and formed icicles on my scarf.
2) There are no jobs worth having in Cache Valley.
1) Logan has the worst air quality in the United States.

If you really want to hear about wedding stuffs, here you go:

All SIX Flower Girl Dresses have been purchased, and all the hair bows have been made (by yours truly.) My dress is in the process of getting adjusted, I should be able to pick it up in a couple weeks. I am also going to get color swatches to anyone who needs them. I promise I will do this soon.

5 comments:

  1. I'm glad to hear you'll be ready to move out of Logan. I understand when you move you'll be moving out to Texas because (I can give you 7 reasons and the number can go up if necessary...)
    1. Mild winters
    2. Last weekend it was in the seventies
    3. Excellent air quality
    4. Sunny Days most days of the year
    5. Lots of jobs
    6. A roaring night life
    7. And I know your secret desire is to live close to yours truly...

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  2. For us, Logan had two distinct times of year, which we referred to as "the Siren song of summer" and "the cold knife of winter." One made you want to die and the other made you forget that for 8 months of the year you wanted to die. Oh yeah, and there are no jobs.

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  3. I didn't know Logan had four months of summer. Are you sure? I thought it was more like two and a half.

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  4. Summers are remarkably short so look forward and enjoy however brief.

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  5. There's winter (8 months), and "not winter" (4 months). A little bit of "not winter" is summer. The rest are the tolerable wisps that start and end with intolerable cold.

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