Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Google Yourself.

I googled myself today. Here is what I found:
about 17,600,000 results.
Claire Phillips aka Dorothy Fuentes aka "High Pockets"-- a singer/dancer/housewife turned spy in the Philippines during WWII. She opened a club for Japanese officers and collected intelligence from them for the American troops hiding out nearby. She also raised money to alleviate the suffering of POWs. Phillips got the nickname "High Pockets" because she hid money and valuables in her lingerie.
Claire Phillips-- author of the novella "Black Market Babies" and soon to be novel "Ever Chemical" award winning poet and currently teaching at the Southern California Institute for Architecture and the Art Center College of Design.
Claire Louise Phillips-- post doctoral researcher in the field of plant soil and Ecophysiology.
Claire Phillips--renown british portrait painter.
There is also a singer Claire Phillips on myspace, a producer Claire Phillips on IMDb, and an online obituary for Claire Phillips. She wants her ashes scattered in "the four winds of Nevada." I also found a Claire Elizabeth Yolande Christiana Phillips, but not till page 15. I didn't look through all the results, but I looked through a lot of them. No, I do not think I made it into the top 17 million hits. The question is, of which of these Claire Phillips shall I steal the identity?

2 comments:

  1. Something tells me that in a few years all of those other Claire Phillipses will be gunning to steal your identity. Until then, enjoy your Google anonymity.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Wait...your name is claire phillips? I thought it was chocolate e-claire, possibly hiclairious, perhaps clanisha? If all else fails it is Claire-a-bear or Claire Banana. In fact you already posses far too many identities and shouldn't worry about stealing someone elses.

    ReplyDelete