I realized that it has been almost exactly six months since I first started this Blog, and therefore, it is a record of all the important life lessons I have learned in that period of time. Isn't that sad? This understanding has led me to my newest life lesson...
Life Lesson #38: I learn very slowly.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go see if I can't make friends by yelling rude comments at self-conscious looking strangers. I don't know why it hasn't been working for me so far...
Also a good way to make friends is to engage in charades without telling them. Pantomiming an ape, an apple being picked, or a giant squid and making them guess that your playing charades is sure fire way to worm your way into their hearts.
ReplyDelete38 lessons in 6 months? I've spent whole decades learning less. Keep up the good work.
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